You can tell I'm no great planner I ended up at the wanna be manor wanna be manor, what a place to be wanna be manor, it's not for me I looked in the door, opened the door peeed on the floor, spotted a whore drugs and filth are all around no clean dishes can be found if you thought that your nightmares were scary wait till you meet the hoe called jerri no one dragged a dead fish in the room it's spreading legs and her female perfume I walked upstairs, I can't explain but I got involved in a three man train was it fun? Yeah, I guess but I got crabs like all the rest Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear just make sure you sniff that beer! Passing out is no excuse you'll be subject to abuse some will let you hang there It's just the pigs on their nightly visit After busting one person each the pigs said to move out of huntington beach now I'll have to find a new town or find another wanna be manor wanna be manor You can tell I'm no great planner I ended up at the wanna be manor wanna be manor, what a place to be wanna be manor, it's not for me wanna be manor wanna be manor

 

2.Urban Struggle

I want to be a Cowboy - I got to be a Cowboy - I'm born to be a Cowboy - I want to be a Cowboy - A Cowboy! Uh-huh - Tonight we're taking me fast car - Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I'm gonna wait till the club is full - and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true Cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats - and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat - We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes - and stomp around like a bunch of goons - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - We're all OD'd on the Olden West - seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best - I can ride that phony bull so damn good - Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside - My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide - After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies - I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Find out who all fights the best - We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest - Those damn punks are crazy(though) - and meaner than a bull at a rodeo - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - You call me an Urban clone of course - A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse - With a broken nose and a fucked up knee - Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Yee Haw - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late

3.Legend of Pat Brown

Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - Gets real mean, when he's in his machine - He's no zero, he's a fucking hero - Pat Brown - He didn't get too far - Pat Brown - He got holes in his car - Pat Brown - They threw him in jail - Pat Brown - Couldn't pay his bail - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - and I'll tell you why - He's no clown, so don't fuck around - He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun - To shoot at you - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - Yeah I'll tell you why - On a hunting trip - the trigger slipped - someone almost died - Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage - He won't pay 50 bucks for head - Music shop got a midnight shopping stop - "Hello Marshal Amps" - Stereo store got hit for even more - But Pat got caught - At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best - To waste some pigs - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He don't fuck around - Pat Brown - He's got a shotgun - Yeah you better run - Me and Joey know - Here he comes - down your street - Sawed-off shotgun - in his seat - Better look around - cause here comes Pat Brown - Gonna run you down - Now don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - Don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - with Pat - Bra-rown

4.Pirate's Life

Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I'm in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E-ticket - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - Where can I hide? - I don't want to buy a bride - I'm alone as I float - Hey, there were others in my boat - Up ahead, one of the men - he said he would be my friend - He'd guide me to the hole - If I deeded him my soul - To the hole I didn't make it - That doesn't mean he didn't take it - He laughed at my plight - He said you'll be one of us tonight - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - He was right, I'm still here - as I have been, for over a year - With my last bit of hope, - a tin can and rope - I just want to break free - But I can't get away - No I can't get away - cause that damn dog's got the key - No one listens as I tell - of my ordeal in this cell - They stand right by - but they don't fell - Is this for real? - Is this for real!

5.HB Hotel

6.Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)

anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy, go ape shit - let them know your sick of it - write your congressman, - tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - you're all potential anarchy burgers - if you want to be free - order yourself an anarchy burger - (hold the government, please) - anarchy burger - hold the government - America stands for freedom - but if you think you're free - try walking into a deli - and urinating on the cheese - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - say fuck in front of your mom - fuck! - and - go to school naked

7.Lady Killer

 

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots - Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Well they came down looking to score - but they got a whole lot more - When they started a fight on that frightful night - at Lady Killer's bar - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - So if you have to leave your turf - you better not go far - Or start a fight on friday night - in Lady Killer's Bar - Illa Zilla...

 

8.Birthday Bash

House all to myself - it was my birthday present - But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - Asked to bring some friends - they walked in with mohawks - As the band began to play - they started to throw rocks - Now I thought that this was cool - til they threw me in the pool - The sofa must of missed me - cause now it sits here with me - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - War declared on furniture - still no mercy shown - Anything not nailed - was immediately thrown - Final damage toll - is better left unspoken - By the time they left my house - there was nothing left unbroken

9.Master Race (in outer space)

one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launch them to the moon - the secret moon base was nearly complete - so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat - Germany was about to fall - they loaded up the rockets and launched them all - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon

10.Big Bro VS Johnny Sako

big brother, he is a watching - watching me and you - big brother, is a watching - and he'll know your every move - their really really gonna do it to you - just wait and see - they'll be telling us what to do - and they'll want us to die laughing - and they'll want us to die laughing - johnny robot, he can save us - cause he knows just what to do - johnny robot, listen up - johnny sako's coming for you - johnny sako's on his wrist radio - to thwe mountain hideaway - johnny robot, please wake up - we need you right away - we need you right away

11.Mohawk Town

Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - The sun was high and his mouth was dry - So he rolled up to the saloon - He ordered himself some red eye - he knew he'd meet John soon - Checked out all the Mohawks - sittin round the bar - He knew he found the Mohawk town - and John couldn't be too far - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - He walked out of the saloon - and there stood Mohawk John - He didn't have no time to speak - both guns had just been drawn - Now Mohawk John was quick - but Skin shot straight and fast - He put a slug right through his heart - and laid him on his back - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town

12.Viking Suit

 

Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your mother's - I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car - Okay - He's got his camera - and deep seeded obsessions - His nordic heritage - and sexual frustrations - He wants to be Lief Ericksson - to discover America - but he's not - He's just a photographer - who likes little boys in viking suits - He likes to take the little boys - walking home from school - in his neighborhood - Take them to his studio - and dress them up in viking suits - Words of wisdom - Each one rings true - Watching little brothers could happen to you - So don't grow up to be a guy - Who takes pictures of little boys in viking suits - Come here little boy

13.Hocus Pocus

14.I'm a Fly

Help me! Help me! - I'm a fly! I'm a fly! - Help me! Help me! - I wanna die! I wanna Die! - Cause this world is the shit I land on - it's got nothing to give - This world is the shit I land on - I don't wanna live - I don't wanna live - I don't wanna live

15.Slap of Love

Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? - Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much? - [ SLAP ] - Don't say sorry - or call her baby - and if she wants to go out - say, "Maybe" - Never let her get the upper hand - A woman can't respect a weak man - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - So she ran out? - Let her pout! - She just went down to the store - You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer - when she comes through that door - She loves that stinging pain - And she knows you'll have to do it again - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Don't feel sorry - That's a mistake - The biggest one you'll ever make - I wouldn't trust her - as far as I could throw her - You might love her - but you don't know her - Show her your love with a slap - You know that she will come back - Now your looking at the rings on your hand - And your feeling like a hell of a man - The woman now knows her place - I can see it in her rosy face - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Show her your love with a slap

16.Airstream

driving in our airstream - we're a band on the road - with equipment, roadies, a manager - we've got a heavy load - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - on our way to your town - cause you've never seen us play - with our airstream's aerodynamic design - we should be there any day - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - airstream is so shinny - and it's made out of aluminum - you can't tell if it's a '64 - or an '81 - I know that it's American made - So my chest just swells with pride - Then I grab that stainless steel handle - And I pull myself inside - double insulation - diamond tuck n roll - toilet, shower, refrigerator - we're completely self contained - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - airstream is so beautiful - we can hardly keep the foxes out - when we round that final corner - we can hear them shout - airstream!

17.Rico

I live in the land of the freeways - Home of the smog and traffic - The sun and the air - The mountains and sea - Streams and palm trees - The valleys... - The canyons... - The mountains... - The beaches... - Hollywood, downtown, the valley - Are all places you should see - The city at night, the city so bright - a short time away a campfire sight - The missions... - The mansions... - The farmlands... - Punk rock bands... - People come from all over - to work and live in the sun - It's always so nice - my own paradise - The desert , the snow - So many places to go - The people... - The places... - The weather... - The faces... - That's for me