The only place you can kill/destroy/obliterate innocent iraqi citizens! You and all your best buddies can help commit genocide against the already dying Middle East because its the cool thing to do.  Look! Even Bush is doing it! In the Marines you can: Fight for the Presidents beliefs instead of yours! Dive head first into terrorist-made bioengineered anthrax! Get shot at by a total stranger! And in the Marines, where you can lose your legs and live your life crippled and blind and most likely with radiation caused cancer! Why would a person like you want to be in the marines? It opens pleanty of opportunities like: handling deadly weapons.  Killing is FUN remember? you can get tuition for college! (if you survive) And you can embarass your entire country when the Iraqi's send you have with your penis hanging out your own mouth! Join the Marines! We want YOU! to enjoy yourself and Die in no other place than in the Marines! The few, the proud, and the Dead.