FYP - Finish Your Popcorn

this commercial says they care
but they don't even know me
alls they want is my fuckin money
i guess they want to own me
"customer's always right"
that's what they tell say
but the salesmen always comes off like they know everything
i wanna kill that very fine print
i wanna destroy them for stealing every cent
they wanna buy your soul
don't let em eat you whole
and don't ever let them make you believe
that life is just a beer commercial
cos they never show that fucked up face
puking all over the place
they leave the party of course theyre fine
cos commercial lifes can hold theyre liquor
that soft caressing voice behind the screen makes me puke
i don't give a shit if air jordan wears pump up sneakers
and frosted flakes aren't gonna bring out the tiger in me
get kids to memorize
but they're only hypnotized
i don't want they're glamour and i don't want they're lies
you say it's fair play
and that it's the american way
but this ain't no board game or just maybe it is
so i guess your the winner.

2. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

they say this yo-yo's free but you need a proof of purchase
they say this country's free, but for no reason the cops search us
so take away my skateboard and give me a fucking gun
make me register for the draft and jail me if i run
i know how to spell free so i looked it up in the dictionary
i must be pretty stupid
i don't know what this word "free" has to do with this country
i must be pretty stupid
all the freedom i was taught in school
i must be just a mislead fool, i must be pretty mislead
this offer, free, ended for me cos there's only a limited quantity
limited to the uniformed and the rich
when i hear the word free
i know there's strings attached
cos the second i feel free
the puppetmaster pulls me back.

3. 45 RPM

you're the king of the floor,
that's why we're real sore
your macho, stupid jokes are such a bore
you're not here for the music
this kind of dancing, u abuse it
if you had a brain i wish you would use it
you must be on some speed,
why do you wanna see me bleed?
those lyrics are useless, cos u don't read
just in case
cos i don't want you to break my face
you could be a little less violent
45 rpm, faster, meaner,
knock me over if i do a head spin
45 rpm tuffer, stronger
if this is a game then you win
you don't have to play sports, or be in a court
to be a jock, so what i'm saying is you're a jock
if i gave you a credit card, you'd punch me real hard
then i would turn around
and u would kick me in the nards
you could jump me later on tonite
i'll run cos i don't fight
but people don't come to shows cos they're afraid youll bite
so where you gonna go when they have to stop this show
cos you had to look macho
45 rpm, getting stronger
don't you know this isn't boxing?
45 rpm, faster, meaner,
if this is a game then u win

4. GUNS ARE STOOPID

protecting every gun resistance that you ever see
i say take all guns away, that sounds good to me
but not to you, redneck, piece of shit, i hate your kind
defending yourself is the last thing on your fucking mind
n.r.a. can take a flying fuck
all your redneck members with your stickers on their truck suck
i wish they could pull away every gun that's on the street
take em, burn em, dance around the fire, feel the fucking heat
they say god, guns, and guts made u.s.a the best
fuck the 3 g's cos we're living and dying in a mess
how would you feel if your son got shot?
cos you thought he was a bear,
a sick idea of a sport
that gun in the house is a deadly mistake
little johnny thinks it's a toy
and blows suzie in the brain.

5. NOTCH

a $200 phone bill, i get handcuffed and go to jail
for just driving without my license, $190 to pay bail
i still live with my parents i don't pay rent
i'm only 19 and i still have bills
i'd rather spend my money on better things
why the hell was i put on this rotten earth for?
to be a success or make a living,
make more & more
ahahahhhahhaha$$$$????
i pay $54 for jaywalking, can't i cross the street
or do i need a fucking crossingguard?
my whole life revolved around a grade on a card what for?
to go to college, get a job, and make more & more
i don't wanna work for you cuz you don't do nothing for me
i pay your tickets, i pay your taxes, i pay your fucking salary
ahahahhhhahahahh$???????$$$??
even if i try to fight it the cops will show up and deny it
and make that i was smoking crack
and tell them i was gonna attack
there's no such thing as a peace officer
all there are is pigs and their lawyers
money & power is more important than peace
and fucking with me is how they get their money
money!!!

6. IN CROWD

i wanna be part of the in crowd and part of their rules (x2)
i wanna be part of something i'm not
with my nose in the air, i'll make you lick up my snot
it's so exclusive, my new name is heather
you thought it was just in high school, but we're everywhere
you can't take away our power, why don't you comb your hair
why don't you get out of here, out of our frat party
if you're not one of us, you should be sorry
i wanna go to college just to be in alpha tri lam
on biffords forehead, i can crush a beer can
"oh my god, it'll be so choice!"
just get me on the guest list cuz i'm down with you
i've got lots of money so get me some free cd's too
when i'm around you i should be politically correct
when i'm around them i should be the direct opposite

7. I WANT YOUR BADGE

i want your badge,
i wanna stick it up your goddam ass
how do you think it's gonna feel to shit it out the next morning?
let me read you your rights,
oh fuck it. you ain't got no rights...hernia
hey, mr. officer, can you please help me, sir
can you please bend over?
i've got something for you
beat me, cuff me, arrest me, ruff me
crocodile mouth and tell me
that you'll plant something on me, i'll plant your badge in you
take me to jail just cos i was driving my car without my license
when you could have just called in and found out i really had one
don't you think that beating me up
was enough punishment for playing in the playland balls?
don't you know that billy club's gonna hurt when it goes
up your butt and around the corner
that's when you find a loner
frame with crack, though you're the owner,
that ain't nothing new
beat me, cuff me, arrest me, ruff me
gay bashing, black harrassing,
supposed to help, but you're not helping, that's what you oughtta do
say you're sorry, "oh i'm sorry"
that's not good enough.

8. PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE SUCKS

pledge of allegiance sucks
i won't ever sing that national anthem again
what you don't know can't hurt you
that's what they say but they're recruiting everyday
pledge allegiance to the flag
of the united states of america
don't you know i crossed my fingers
all my teachers were dummer than me
feeding the kids a bunch of manure
they want you to sing and then die for you
i don't know what i'm supposed to do
but i know i'm not gonna sing or die for you
one nation under god
if he's even real, do you think he gives 2 shits?
why should i die you say this land is free
i don't wanna be your fucking commodity shmoddity
people fucked is all i see
there would be less on the street
if the homeless were a commodity
god must be pretty stupid if this country's god-directed
god must have failed preschool if this country's god-directed

9. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED

who are you to say what's right for my life?
you should've been aborted, cos you take away our rights
s.t.d's-i don't want none, i need to stay away from certain things
but if you've got some candy, gimme some
my body's mine, it's not yours or hers
so if it was possible for me to get pregnant
than i would wanna have the right to choose
if you wanna be the door to the clinic
you better hold on real tight cos you're gonna get your head kicked in
what you do is rape & participate
in taking away rights from people
just cos you can't relate
they don't wanna distribute condoms to teens and then
they claim abortion shouldn't be an ability
this new california snack tax is a waste
just penalizing people who you think have bad taste
if they pass a law saying to get permission from your husband to have an abortion
i call it slavery cos she don't have a notion
you bring your religion into the matter
but when new kids don't get homes
it wouldn't make you sadder
it's you we should abort, with a coat hanger
it's you we should abort, me = anger
it's you we should abort, kill right to life
it's you we should abort, you don't own your wife.

10. PATRIDIOT (PAY-TREE-IDIOT)

fighting doesn't solve problems, that's what they tell me
but then they turn their backs and place their bets on flippin boxing
bruising for money, denting for fame
now that guy's ass and lips both look the same
"i used to beat up everybody on the street"
now i make 5 million for everyone i beat
if you get in a fight, a cop will stick you in jail for a night
then he'll go home, grab a beer and watch the fight
it's not only legal, it's encouraged
and then you teach your kids not to fight
you dum stoopid hypocrites
"look here, I show my kids that violence is wrong."
At the same time, you tell them it's a sport for the strong.
They told me that fighting isn't right.
But when there's a war, they raise their fists and yell "fight!".
They told me that violence is bad.
And they support the death penalty. You're all goin' mad.
You stare your enemy down, oh you're such a tough guy.
First your hands in the air, then brain damage, then you die.

12. BRING IT ON

you need another case
your law school years can't go to waste
you know they're guilty
but you breathe the fucking money
i wanna shit down your purging throat
i want those you set free to give you a dose
i want your car phone to blow up in your face
i want you to be your next...case is what you
think you need
lower life with power and greed
all for money that you don't need
people are your money
money you don't need
you lower the value of life
with your power and your greed
if i object sue
or just have someone kill me
freedom of speech just watch what you say
about me, with a snap of my fingers
ill have your job your savings
your life
your dog your freedom
this is why i went to law school
this american way you use it everyday
i wanna wipe your ass
with the flag of u.s.a.
then i could hang it up
for everyone to see just how much
toxic shit there is in this country
and i swear if they still see stars and stripes
it might take forever,
but forever i'll wipe...

14. WARNING SIGNS

1.abnormal behavior
2.dont socialize
3.always mad
4.grades are bad
they say are the warning signs
you think i'm on drugs or maybe i'm just crazy
but the truth is the crazy people are running the country
if you tell me what's best for me
can i tell you what's best for you?
then take an m-80 and shove it down your throat
your vocal chords are useless
cos all they do is tell me where to go
i can stay up all night if i want to
and i can play with myself if i want to
and i can do what i want if i want to
and i can tell you to shut up, why don't you?
if you tell me what's best for me
can i tell you whats best for you?
then take a picolo pete and shove it down your throat
and next time you tell me what to do
your ears might hurt
take your warning signs stick them up your behind
take your warning signs stick them where the sun don't shine

15. SEEING IS BELIEVING