Something every "American" does

I saw a porn site and some spare cash

I saw a phone number so I gave it a call

 

CHORUS:

ordering online

its like a box of chocolates

ordering online

you dont konw what youre getting

 

So I order this really hot chick

She's a blond and 5 foot 6

really fine chest DD

I cant wait to see this she

 

So the next day i sit and wait

she said she'd be here between 9 and 8

next thing i know she knocks on the door

to my surprise she's a sasquatch whore

 

CHORUS

 

6 foot 8 extremely buff male

his scary looks made me turn pale

used to be a boxer now a pro wrestler

i screamed when he pulled a whip out of his pants

 

(improv Part)